Channel-Catted

The sexual act of taking a mans genitals as a whole into one's mouth.

Man, she channel-catted me last night...Woot!

by Echo5Hotel March 7, 2019

burying the cat

Female {masturbation by insertion of an object.

Leslie: "Hi Kristy. I thought I'd call to see what you're up to."
Kristy: "Well, Tom is gone on a fishing trip, so I've been burying the cat for four hours . . .".

by Robbster October 20, 2017

ultra cool hep cat

The Heppest Coolest Stylish Groovie Sophisticated Individual, anywhere.

He is a Ultra Cool Hep Cat, he makes everyone else look square.

by Uncle Tony 855 July 9, 2022

A cat's minute

Precisely one minute

I'll be back from walking the dog in a cat's minute

by Notdannygonzalez May 26, 2017

Cat

The cutest animal in the world that chinese people eat. Likes to scratch people.

Guest: Your cat is so cute! I want to pet it!
Cat: o shit

by A Loser On The Internet November 17, 2017

Cat

Trick or Treat

The cat was loving on me but then she attacked me

by Zagney December 3, 2023

Cat Massage

The act of allowing one's cat(s) to tenderly pat down areas of their body. Also commonly referred to as a pussy massage.

"the other day I was watching tv and my cat came up to me and gave me a great cat massage on my belly."

"Cat massage? I thought they were called pussy massages."

"Sometimes. But that sounds a bit raunchy so I stick with cat massage."

"Oh. Sounds good Broseidon!"

by C3PBro June 9, 2013