Ur Mom

“Ur Mom” Is someone that whoops you with a flip flop. Everyone has one. If you don’t then your an alien.

Ur Mom Whoops You With A Flip Flop.

by noodlechat November 20, 2021

Mom

A magical being that can apparently make your lost things appear

Me: mom the milk isn’t in the freezer.

Mom: yes it is check again

Me: still not there

Mom: that’s it I’m checking the freezer

See? Right there!

Me: h….how ho how did

Middle child: wait what is milk doing in the freezer.

Mom: your little brother is making ice cream.

Middle child: that isn’t even how people make ice cream.

by Kartoons Productions April 30, 2022

Your mom

kissed my ass

Your mom gae

by Yeeti November 13, 2019

your mom

your moms cute <3

you mum gay for me she suck my 99 inch cock and said it was not worth it. She is so gay she only likes short dudes named aiham. Aiham is so cute and short. your mom starts drooling when she thinks abt me infact the only thing she think abt is “aiham”

by aiham hi hoe September 15, 2021

your mom

a shit head

if you go into the kitchen and scream fortnite kid 360 times a person called your mom will beat the shit out of you

by yourdad8913 March 28, 2022

Ur mom

A 13 year old boy thinks hes funny by saying that but he sounds 5

Jack: Ur mom HAHAHAH
Josh: not funny idoit

by Thekawaiibunni (anti pngtuber) August 15, 2022

Ur mom

An expression used by Gen-z's as a joke about the other person's mother

Friend: What did you do last night?
Small child: UR MOM

by Dela_Draws;) April 23, 2023