A sub-genre of garage rock characterized by the same amount of effort, polish, and talent required to produce a fart. Often lo-fi, obnoxious, and proudly unrefined, fart punk embraces sloppiness, absurd lyrics, and chaotic energy. It's the sonic equivalent of kicking over a trash can and calling it art—with a beat.
"Bro, did you hear that new band Dumpster Baby Explosion? Total fart punk. It sounds like they recorded it in a bathroom on a flip phone."
"Man, Tyler keeps recommending me these shitty fart punk bands like Rotten Nachos and Bleach Church—I swear he's trolling me at this point."
"Man, Tyler keeps recommending me these shitty fart punk bands like Rotten Nachos and Bleach Church—I swear he's trolling me at this point."
by Mr. Hetried May 28, 2025
Get the Fart Punk mug.A phrase dating back to ancient times and used by many cultures, meaning that one often releases a fart before pooping. Most frequently used as a warning to young children who still sometimes poop in their pants.
Ancient Mayan child: *farts*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
by CountOlaf69 July 14, 2024
Get the A fart comes before the storm mug.When the little spoon farts while in a cuddling position, the space between the big and little spoon where the fart travels upwards knocking the big spoon out.
Little spoon: *farts*
Big spoon: OMG, not again, that fart traveled right up fart alley into my nostrils!
Little spoon: *hehehe*
Big spoon: OMG, not again, that fart traveled right up fart alley into my nostrils!
Little spoon: *hehehe*
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Get the Mumen Egg fart mug.Similar to that of the Dutch oven, however this also applies to the smell of ass you let flow, trapped in your coat as as if it won't leave.
Dam dude, i walked like three blocks and still have the smell of under fart trapped up in my coat!
(Underfart is bass that has been passed yet it stays faithfully up I your coat forever lol!
(Underfart is bass that has been passed yet it stays faithfully up I your coat forever lol!
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