farts over sharts

The better of bad options

Sure, you can manage a Lululemon instead of delivering car parts, but that's farts over sharts.

by AriAndJoe February 11, 2022

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Chainsaw Fart

A type of fart that mimics the sound of a running chainsaw.

“Bro I have to fart.”
“Gotta let a chainsaw fart out.”
“Bro this one gonna sound like a construction site fr”

by big stinky cat November 26, 2024

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Fart

When your ass relieves a gust of wind from which comes from your poop tubes.

Alex farted so loud it stunk up the whole house and everyone had to evacuate

by Mattroop420 November 24, 2015

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Burble fart

Similar to a bubble fart, where the fart slowly creeps out of your ass cheeks but the bubble fart exits a some amount of fecal liquid follows through and down your leg.

Oh no!! That bubble fart turned into a burble fart

by Big dilly dog September 10, 2021

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Hot Fart

When you sit on a hot furnace,and fart.You will feel hot air coming from your butt,and smelling horrible.

What is that smell? it smells like boiled spoiled eggs was that you Bob? did you just let out a hot fart?
Bob:Yeah,and my ass is burning i better get off the furnace.

by LI9 November 25, 2018

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