by Deadtoner4 April 18, 2018
The new generation of douche bags who are writing the definitions for urban dictionary and are being too literal and completely unfunny and should definitely stop adding/editing or should ensure that their entries are humerous
by The Bad Ass Mother Fucker Crit September 07, 2021
Another term for multiple premature ejaculations, generally used as a sexual replacement for the phrase "shooting from the hip."
Alex: "Hey man, how was Stephanie last night?"
Eddy: "Horrible man, I was cumming from the dick and she got really mad. It's not like I could control it, I didn't even know we were going to have sex!"
Eddy: "Horrible man, I was cumming from the dick and she got really mad. It's not like I could control it, I didn't even know we were going to have sex!"
by Iced Cummies January 10, 2021
by Legend3000 March 05, 2021
Giving oral sex in which the individual giving allows the receiver to ejaculate in their mouth, typically followed by swallowing.
by I’m so high dude September 29, 2022
It derives from a ticktock star named Devon, but has multiple usernames from the fact he not very family friendly, cum in cider means to cum inside of a girl, boy, etc….
A person named cider aka my dad knocked on my door cum in cider I say he gosh if you really want me to inferring that I wanted him to cum inside a given woman but there was a huge misconception.
by Cum in cider April 26, 2022
(n.) dried man drippings usually found on fabric that was near a bloke’s knob just after he has splooged. Cum crust often exposes cheaters or serious bators. The typical “cum rag” (which can be a towel, a t-shirt, or a sock, among other things) is usually completely saturated with a cum crust.
“His dirty socks are always covered with a cum crust and stuffed under his bed.”
“After a night of heavy petting, my pants ended up with a major cum crust that you could see when I walked home.”
“After a night of heavy petting, my pants ended up with a major cum crust that you could see when I walked home.”
by Frozen Prevert October 15, 2024