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Fart

The best thing to do when somebody asks you if you will marry them.
"Will you marry me?" Fart. "Oh. Ok."
by WHATCHU DUUUUU May 22, 2019
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Cosmic Fart

A fart which would start off the multiverse by creating multiple big bangs throughout space itself and If one happens it proceeds to break space time itself until it crashes the simulation without us knowing.
Friend: Hey, you notice the Cosmic fart either God ate nasty Taco Bell or Jesus did.

Friend 2: You nasty bitch stfu. You believe in the crap naw it’s all a simulati——-
by Crack Head May 23, 2020
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brain fart

Brain farts are creative thoughts that come up when a provocative question is posed but that you hold back because you're afraid of judgment.
Farts are natural, and suppressing them is unhealthy and stupid. Same with brain farts. There is no good or bad thought or idea.

A setting that encourages participants to release their brain farts invites healthy engagement without stakeholders judging their own thoughts too much on a subject matter.
Please feel free to release your brain farts in this group. No judgment.
by anononononymus April 21, 2021
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Fart Bubble

When you FART and there is a little bit left in yo boody hole and feels like a BUBBLE!!
Person 1-*farts* o my goosh

Person 1- oop- i got a little fart bubble still up in there

Person 2- chile anyways so....
Michael Jackson- HEHE
by A BOODY HOLE November 27, 2020
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Fart

A pass gas that comes from your ass! 🚶🏻💨
It’s considered rude & uncouth to fart when your out in public places
by tECHNOtODD August 12, 2021
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Pussy fart

Oh shit I just had a pussy fart
by U thought December 15, 2018
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fart wrestle

Sex with a women who is prone to queefing.
Me and the wife fart wrestled last night
by TheFartWrestler February 3, 2018
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