He is probably a Mr mexican
by Harry Balzaq July 24, 2016
by fruit tella March 30, 2021
A dick who only likes science and minerals. He has a collection of 18374792937 sex dolls and he has 18 pussies (cats) in his small sex dungeon/apartment
by Yourlocalbuttfucker March 12, 2020
A description for a man who makes you hot and high. He gives you a huge head rush better than any type of caffeine.
There's my Mr Espresso!
by foxkitten March 03, 2015
He will suck out the happiness from your life like a big back hungry mosquito. Smells and looks like big foot no joke he is ljke 7ft tall. Has no empathy, might be a vampire who knows he has to emotions. If you see a Mr. Moormann switch classes admittedly!
Student 1: Crap I have Mr. Moorman Is semester...
Student 2: Don't worry bro, I'm packed with garlic.
Student 3: HELP MR. MOORMANN GOT ME!!
Mr. Moormann: I smell happiness... *sucks him out*
Student 1 & 2: OH SHIT RUNNN *throws garlic*
Student 2: Don't worry bro, I'm packed with garlic.
Student 3: HELP MR. MOORMANN GOT ME!!
Mr. Moormann: I smell happiness... *sucks him out*
Student 1 & 2: OH SHIT RUNNN *throws garlic*
by founderofthelgbtqttibes July 25, 2024
Daughter: "I have a new teacher at school his name is Mr Waimsley, he's my favorite teacher ever"
Mother: "Oh yeah he was my favorite too"
Daughter: "Mr Waimsley taught you in school too?"
Mother: "Oh he didn't teach me in school darling he taught me how to cum quicker than your father ever did"
Mother: "Oh yeah he was my favorite too"
Daughter: "Mr Waimsley taught you in school too?"
Mother: "Oh he didn't teach me in school darling he taught me how to cum quicker than your father ever did"
by I_fcked_ur_mom February 11, 2022
Mr Booty is coming to steal our food again! Ask him who the smallest team in Peru is! (answer: Sheyla Puta)
by Peruvian Messi January 03, 2024