Big fat sexy jungle cat day

February 28th all big fat sexy jungle cats (Lewis Capaldi fans) celebrate Lewis the king :)
by Lewissssscapaldiiiii November 01, 2020
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catted

verb: reading a poorly laid out meme or graphic in a nonsensical way because the original meaning is obscure thanks to the format of the image.

Etymology: the popular meme involving an angry female human yelling opposed with a sanctimonious looking cat sitting at table led to a plethora of interpretations where the human appears to be shouting the intended meaning while the cat reads the text as written.
Dude, I totally catted that!
by BigDaddyCash August 01, 2020
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Catted

When your cat is laying on you and you can't get up or you'll disturb it.
Me: Hon, could you get me more water, I've been catted.

Hon: OK...wouldn't want to disturb the cat!
by Brook Byrnes January 30, 2023
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catted

catted means to be fucked up. it can be fucked up on drugs or that something is fucked up (looking, sounding)
i smoked so much, i’m catted.

her outfit is so bad, she looks catted.
this guy can not sing, his voice is catted
by definecatted January 14, 2021
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cats or dogs

a way of asking if your friend is gay or not
Kyle: Cats or dogs
Ash: dogs?
Kyle: ofc homo /j
by uhidkiggggg June 23, 2021
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Screaming cat's testicles

when your girlfriend squeezes your balls, inserts an angry cat inside a sports bag, and starts beating you violently with the bag
by Baboya panatera May 22, 2018
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Chester Cat

He watches AV every day. Once, he searched 'porn' at school and was punished by his teacher. He can transform into a cat with bloody colours. He lives with his cats.
Student A: I like Chester Cat!
Student B: Don't be so 8745
by cho duck December 18, 2019
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