bakersfield grilled cheese

When your sweaty, greasy butt hairs get entangled during physical activity, and you spread your butt cheeks on the toilet and it rips apart like a grilled cheese sandwich.

I had such a work out, when I go to the bathroom later it’s going to be a Bakersfield grilled cheese!

by Scribbles43701 April 21, 2022

fromova cheese

A dirt like substance found above a human buttcrack as a result of wiping too high and not cleaning it

Wife: what’s that stuff on your buttcrack?
Husband: It’s fromova cheese

by DeezNewts805 May 16, 2018

nigglet bob cheese

A term to describe a person who should not exist

Darryl: you are a nigglet bob cheese

by Odiumdon July 21, 2020

Shaking the Cheese

Shaking your boobs.

Origin: I was making easy mac and I was shaking the cheese packet causing my tits to shake rapidly back and forth. Shaking the cheese.

I went to a strip club and she was shaking the cheese.

by CheeseMaster69 October 16, 2012

Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie

The act of having sex with a woman who has a yeast infection, blowing a load in her, the moving down to consume. Variations include the Cherry Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie when the female partner is menstruating.

Damn, I knew I was hungry after sex but would have optioned for a hot lunch instead of the Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie had I known that bitch was crusty.

by Claude2869 June 15, 2015

Toothpaste Cheese

Toothpaste Cheese is that cheese that they stick on those “burgers” they serve in American Public Schools. You can find it on the burgers they serve, and when you bite into it, it tastes like cheese mixed with toothpaste. They make the bun stick to the burger so bad, that you can’t even take it apart. When you actually eat the burger, and get a taste of that Toothpaste Cheese, you will find yourself making faces of confusion and disgust.

Jayson: Oh yeah they got fucking burgers today!
Mari: Nice, hows it taste

Jayson: Bitch this cheese tastes like Toothpaste Cheese

by Babygirl💅🏻💎 October 27, 2017

Cheese-ing It

To fail poorly when said fail could've been easily avoided.

*Joe misses the ball*
Will: Joe you idiot!
Joe: i'm just fucking cheese-ing it

by WagnerTheHunter June 20, 2018