urban dictionary

a way to know that you've hit rock bottom for entertainment in your life

Person 1: You're scrolling through the urban dictionary for fun?

Person 2: Yeah, I've hit rock bottom.

by peetsaisgoodfru July 7, 2023

ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS... wait what's that?

Just the boring message but SOMETHING IS OFF.

AYWSOUDIJ3C=ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS

AYDSOUDIJ3C=ADVERTISE YOUR DISCORD SERVER ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS

AYWSOUDIJ3C: hey I'm annoying wait who are you
OH NO ITS HIM HES BACK
AYDSOUDIJ3C:You thought you killed me,but secretly I stabbed you in your right kidney.

ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS... wait what's that?
NO NOT AGAIN

or you'll be in the gulag

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ July 10, 2023

Urbanism

If you blame all of your personal problems on automobiles, then you're probably very vocal within the Urbanist Movement.

Joe: "Oh my god, this city with 8 million people is too overcrowded, clearly cars are cluttering up cities! I need more bike and bus lanes to fix my depression!"

John: "You should join the New Urbanism movement, you'd fit right in."

by AnonymousGoat926 July 12, 2023

Urban dictionary

Wyd reading a book with words in it?

Urban dictionary is more helpful and easier 🤷 ♂️

Plus does the normal dictionary know what a kink is? Nope!!!

Person one: Yo what does alligator mean..?
Person two: bro idk just check the dictionary it’s in that bookshelf.
Person three: y’all r tripping just open google and use Urban Dictionary

by Grassfart July 17, 2023

Urban Mechanic

An unhoused person who has to repair their vehicle at every stop in the city. Most often seen in city parks.

Ricky earned his Urban Mechanic master mechanic rating at Yale Park after having to morph parts from various other vehicles to make his 1992 Winnebago drive able to get to the food bank for resupply. Many Urban Mechanics are also Urban Lumberjacks.

by anonymous July 18, 2023

Urban Scholar

another term for a gangster, often used sarcastically as an insult to intelligence

Did you hear about the gang shooting? One guy bumped into the other by mistake and all hell broke loose.
Couple of urban scholars, aren't they?

by hatebigwords July 23, 2023

Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen

That.

#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."

#2: "...What?"

by anonymous July 28, 2023