Dougie Double Down (DDD)

When you “hedge” your bet by increasing your stakes with slightly more favorable terms, so not really hedging at all.

I bet you a box of donuts I can run a 5K in under 23 minutes. Minutes later I’ll Dougie Double Down (DDD) by betting another box of donuts that I can run a 5K in under 25 minutes.

by Ice Indicator Gnome July 28, 2022

double biceps pose

you literally don't trust any bitches anymore.

"front double biceps pose" (chad has no trust any bitches)

by katex35 July 31, 2022

doubles

a food from trinidad

i like to eat doubles cuz is doubles

by sextus_sex August 2, 2022

Double R

you have loyalty with your friends

Have Double rr fratello

by RRLOYALTY August 3, 2022

Double-thread

The skillful and dangerous art of chatting two or more people on Insta, WhatsApp, SMS at the same time.

The expert double-threader will stay current with the flow of all their chats, being careful not to send the wrong message to the wrong people.

The unsuccessful: may God have mercy on your Slack

Me (SMS): Hey, hey, are you still there? Are you chatting someone else - are you tryna double-thread me?
Her (3 minutes later): Baby, I'm sorry, you caught me! Haha. I'll tell my mother I'll hit her up later.
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Boss (WhatsApp group chat): Everybody, I need that response on the Dithers account in the next five minutes.
Soon-to-be ex-employee: Marlon, get a load of Mr. Next Five Minutes. Next time I see the boss, I'll tell him he has five minutes to fuck off!
Boss: looks like somebody dosen't know accounting OR double-threading

by Burntsox August 7, 2022

Double ended accordian

When two men simultaneously please eachother, while touching tips.

Let's pull our pants down and perform the double ended accordian

by That24vdude June 7, 2022

Double Pringle

When a white woman wearing white supremacist glasses frames gets so turned on by watching two gay men dick each other’s butt holes that she forgets she married a sex offender

Have you seen that picture of Lauren Boebert Double Pringle?

by Princessofwails June 9, 2022