ur mom

fat

To get Chrome’s highest level of security, put ur mom on the front door

by ghost_speedrun January 5, 2022

My mom

Hahahahaha! I'll trade you.

Hym "My mom treated me like a deterministic machine my entire life. If you told me you lit her on fire I'd ask you how much she left me."

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

mom effect

Noun/Verb/adjective: The state of disliking something that you once liked because you told your mom that you liked it, so she kept buying it for you until you got sick of it. Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.

I made the mistake of telling my mom that I like yoo-hoo and she kept buying it for me until it got mom effected.

by Billy Goldtsein August 11, 2018

mom

moms are great.

son and daughter: we love you mom.

mom: thanks kids :D

the end.

by Bruh_I_Dont_Understand_MANEE May 9, 2021

Your mom

The largest creature to roam the earth
Some say she’s so big blue whales are the size of her fingers

Person 1: yo dude is that your mom?

Person 2::stop it dude my mom died years ago this isn’t funny

by Theredjoker January 24, 2022

ur mom

A retarded insult used the members of Big Dogs. A way you can completely piss someone off with 2 words.

"Yo Vestra you are gay"

"ur moms gay nigga"

by anacondas April 18, 2019

Your Mom

A terrible joke, mostly used playfully to insult ya bro. Make sure to not use it on your biological brother, or yyou've shot yourself in the foot.

Dude: your mom gay
Guy: i am your child.
Dude's Wife: I'M GOING TO FUCKING-

by Farlanders of Another Land December 23, 2023