Mom

The person who makes you feel like your worthless and she rubs everything in. She's annoying and I hate her.

mom: *yells at you*
You:...
Mom: SHUT UP AN BE QUIET!

by Shinso_Kaminari9776 May 24, 2021

Your mom

The largest mammal on earth

Your mom is very fat

by theflying_egg May 26, 2021

Yo mom

Yo mom means that you had to run from yo mom

Guy: I got to run from yo mom
poop: why?

by smthboutyou May 28, 2021

peace wet mom

Saying this means that someone is currently feeding holy water to someone’s mom using the following emojis... peace hand symbol, water emoji and a mother feeding her baby.

peace wet mom means that someone is with someone’s mom

by Mikel Krist May 30, 2021

ur mom

The most sexy woman you will ever find. Ur mom is also one of the best jokes known to man.

Person one: im confused
Person two: no but ur mom is

by Voehnnn May 31, 2021

ur mom

basically ur mom as an insult

boy1:hey ur gay
boy2:ur mom lol

by urgay.lol May 31, 2021

Cigarette mom

The Mother of usually a teen that always has a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. The go-to party supplier for minors, and may or may not have slept with her daughter’s ex boyfriend. Re-Living their glory days through their children in school.

Ahhhh Hannah’s mom is cool, she’s a cigarette mom.

by HelloMoto69 August 20, 2024