1. A kid, who undoubtedly listens to Wheezer, and also is on a field trip, on a bus, on the way to the asshole.
2. A kid who sits on the ground and yells "I don't care! I don't care!" for a half hour.
2. A kid who sits on the ground and yells "I don't care! I don't care!" for a half hour.
Well one time I was playing Halo 2 and talking a bunch of crap and suddenly I found myself on a bus, on the way to the asshole, and I'm like "Hey! I'm a Wheezer Kid!"
by Raj O Mac October 28, 2007

A fat, hairy, stinky, fatherless child with Cheetos crumbs on his huge belly. His controller, orange in some parts and rusted away in others from the immeasurable amount of ingested Cheetos. A kid with a crusty ah beard, like KSI's and the nose of Gargamel. Overall not someone you would want to get close to because you would faint from the smell.
by Dee Wok November 17, 2022

Usually a 12 year old kid who claims “I’m not a Fortnite kid!” At the top of his lungs, but plays every chance he gets whether with friends or without.
by Fedupparent January 31, 2024

Dirty Kid are kids that stink, on drugs and come the school wasted, don’t take showers, fuck everyone that can, are gay, thay tuck their blue jeans in there cow boy boots, that always have a full can a Copenhagen in, drives a old shitty ass Jeep that smells worse than them, that fuck in every room at the school, the kill their parents to buy more drugs, buys all their clothes at dollar general, buys clothes that don’t fit, dyes their hair 76 difficult colors, cuts their wrists, don’t like human interaction unless fucking, 99.9999999% are the cause of school shootings.
by CoxCocks May 16, 2018

Nickname based off the famous 'Sid the Kid' aka Sidney Crosby of the Pittsburgh Penguin NHL team. The nickname was popularized from 2008- present. It is often associated with golfing and painting excellence (the fearlessness of a little kid).
by TF 03 December 7, 2010

A way of describing someone that lives a parasitical existence , that serves little to no purpose , so much so ? There father should have deposited them into a tissue the day they were conceived
Look at Dave , he can’t even change his own tire his father had to come an do it , such a Kleenex kid
by Scratch Legba February 22, 2023

literally the best artist out rn and u needa fw him and look him up on all platforms and listen to his new EP 'NONCHALANT' or u will have bad luck for the next five years
by KID YOKI March 8, 2022
