Skip to main content

The Kid Next Door

I skinny kid that's annoying, weird, and bitchy at the same time. Normally under the age of 14 unless they're a completely smooth skinned kid that has a buzz cut.
This kid is literally what I would describe as The Kid Next Door.
by AnExtremelyLargebeing January 7, 2021
mugGet the The Kid Next Doormug.

Annoying kid

Usually whiny and entitled. Here's how to spot one:

Male: has a mullet, obsessed with dirt bikes and trucks, plays Fortnite 24/7, watches dirt bike videos on Tik-Tok, listens to shitty country music, wears under armour, and thinks he's cool because he's friends with the richest kids in his class.

Female: has long hair, uses Tik-Tok, has the latest iPhone, listens to Billie Elish, gets offended by everything, posts on Instagram about "being depressed", drinks Starbucks everyday, posts duck lip pictures on Snapchat, wears only Acrombe and Fitch, and only hangs out with the "popular girls"
My youngest brother is an annoying kid.
by Failurebitch July 7, 2023
mugGet the Annoying kidmug.

CLOUDY KID

When you put sour patch kids in your cup of lean and blow smoke from your blunt on top and drink it.
Me and the boys are gonna make some cloudy kid's
by Cockblocker1281 July 13, 2023
mugGet the CLOUDY KIDmug.

Gifted Kid

A person who processes information faster than their peers, and uses this immense power to form indestructible arguments as to why they are a big old piece of garbage.
Bystander: Hey, aren't you that person who is super happy and successful?
Gifted Kid: Well, *Twitching* I was supposed to be
by Ness246 December 14, 2023
mugGet the Gifted Kidmug.

karate kid

A martial artist boy who beats up his bullies.

Inspired by the 1984 American martial arts drama film of the same name, this word started out as a word referring to bullied straight male kids who became highly skilled karatekas and stood up to their bullies to the point of successfully beating up their bullies.

Overtime, the word lost its original meaning and just became a byword for any type of bullied straight male kid who learned any type of martial art or combat sport and became a brave highly skilled martial artist that fiercely stands up to bullies and jerks. The martial art that he learned doesn't have to be Karate. It can be Muay Thai, Taekwondo, Judo, Kali, Kung Fu, Wushu, Wing Chun, Hung Ga, Jiu-Jitsu, or even Western fighting systems such as Boxing, Freestyle Wrestling, Sambo, HEMA, Luta Livre, Krav Maga, etc.
Example 1:

Blogger title in his news artilce: Real-life karate kid! Video shows little boy skilled in Muay Thai beating up his bully who is bigger than him!

______________________________________
Example 2:

Gerald: I can't believe it. Back then, Stephen used to be an insecure shy socially-awkward eccentric introverted kid who is constantly picked on by jerks at his school but now, he is a strong confident young man who doesn't let anyone cross him. He beat up all of his bullies.

Mark: Yeah! What did you expect?! The little guy is highly skilled at Taekwondo, Boxing, and Sambo!

Gerald: Yeah! He's a real-life karate kid!

______________________________________
by Ultimate-Warrior-Boy December 25, 2023
mugGet the karate kidmug.

E-Bike Kids

Those 13-16 year old white kids who buy 2000 dollar E-Bikes to form a “gang” despite living in a gated community, they mostly roam lose Angeles, but also are beginning to infect other cities.
“Those fucking E-Bike Kids keep launching fireworks all night
by Dumbpolish May 27, 2024
mugGet the E-Bike Kidsmug.

Nepo kid

Spoiled rich kid who has had everything gifted and never worked for anything. Never been told no.
Billy inherited the workshop from his dad, he's such a Nepo kid!
by Froggyfacebadger December 17, 2023
mugGet the Nepo kidmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email