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Hood Friend

"My friend is wearing a hood now, I guess he's called the hood friend now ahahahahah? *gets shot*"
by anonymous June 2, 2023
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Friend

Someone who supports you no matter what even if they don’t believe in your billion dollar idea 🅱️ocks
You know what I will invest because we’re friends.
by Vibe-check-failed December 2, 2019
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My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?

A cruel “prank” typically involving walking up to someone deemed ugly, unsuspecting, vulnerable, or otherwise an easy target to be dishonestly told that one of the instigator’s friends thinks they’re cute, and asking for their number.

This goes past pranking and leans more into bullying, even if the instigator doesn’t think it does, because it causes emotional harm to the victim who had their number asked for. Sometimes it is recorded without the victim’s consent and/or posted to the internet.

There are infinite better ways to have a fun time and laugh than pulling it on someone. Not recommended.
Person A: My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?
Person B: Fuck off.
by may saliva July 29, 2025
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friends

Something u dont have.
Mom, I need friends!
by Patrick Mahomeless II May 26, 2022
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honorary gay straight friend

A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.
"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."

"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."

"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."
by The Speechcrafter November 29, 2023
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fake friends

she’s snitches on you she’s a lier she’s mean she blames everything on somebody she don’t know how to keep her mouth shut if her name starts with a d and she is also a hot Cheeto girl and likes to steal friends
fake friends yah that’s me dimmori how you doing I just try to steal your bsf!
by fake friends period April 1, 2020
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Indirect friend-zone

When a girl publicly friend-zones you by putting it on social media.
Your crush posts a picture of them and you and says something like "best friend " making it an indirect friend-zone
by Medieval August 18, 2016
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