FART

HAHAHAHHAH FUNNY FART

JOE: DID YOU FART?
DAVE: YES I DID FART!

by DFGHYUJI76READFGTYUI March 24, 2024

Friendly fart

A particular instance of flatulence that is welcoming and produces no negative side effects in children and small animals upon exposure.

When my traditional family entered THE RADIO SHACK, the cashier emitted a raucous, yet friendly fart. We all giggled in a christian-like manner, which then led to a wonderful discussion on how the flatulence reminded us all of watching the Hallmark Channel with our Grandmothers.

by JP_for_real_this_time October 27, 2021

fart in face

The best way to show dominance to those bitches who need to be put down in their place!

Wife: Hubby pls take out the trash
Hubby: But you are so heavy

fart in face

by Petrus / Milbo January 28, 2018

Highway to the farting zone

An individual who is extremely gassy, and there fore must immediately and urgently travel to a designated area to release flatulence.

“Sorry man, I’d love to go to your grandmas birthday, but I’m a little backed up and currently on the highway to the farting zone.”

by The bees knees February 11, 2024

Weiner fart

When you inhale galaxy gas too many times and it makes the air find it way out through your weiner like a fart from your butttttttt lollllllll🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨

Bro my weiner hole is raw because I was having so many weiner farts in my sleep after that diddy galaxy gas party lolllllllllllllll and my weiner got so wrinkly front those weiner farts twinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

by ILag2much December 14, 2024

fart contamination

When a fart stains the couch, or underwear, or fabric, etc. Car seats.

I hope this couch we got on craigslist doesn't have any fart contamination on it.

by wassupweasel May 16, 2016

fart cloud

The area in which a fart is smelled forms an invisible cloud

Ew! What a stink, I stepped into your fart cloud.

by Silent Barracuda January 15, 2023