Doing a Tom

Repeatedly getting back with your ex multiple times despite the toxicity of your relationship and your friends’ better judgement.

Oh for gods sake, Becky. This is the third time you’ve broken up, don’t be doing a Tom.

by Poontangclan December 1, 2018

Doing a Ryan

Leaving your essay and needed reading until the night before it is due, then staying up all night writing it.

James is doing a Ryan on his essay.

by Nordicporn December 7, 2018

do rugs

1. When you accidentally misspell drugs and somehow make it two words.
2. When you scramble a word with those 6 letters and get two words...somehow.

Person 1: Should I do do rugs?
Person 2: Do rugs? What's that?
Person 3: He means drugs.
Person 2: Why would you do drugs?
Person 4: I think it may have been a scrambled word.
Person 3: Do rugs...uh...gourds?
Person 4: What's a gourd?
Person 3: Shut up, I tried my best.

by SomeoneShadow December 7, 2018

First we drink the coffee then we do the things

This is a useful phrase for any situation. Memes depict actors or people drinking coffee, so it is applicable. One of the best is the bridge of the Starship Enterprise where Captain Kirk, Sulu, and the navigator are drinking coffee on their shift.

First we drink the coffee then we do the things. coffee

by MyComputerMan July 16, 2017

do admin

The act of going to home to service your own sexual needs whilst watching the weather channel

Sorry guys, I've gotta go home to do admin

by Ravingnotion July 24, 2017

Doing a Lenin

Age prematurely; look way older than you actually are. In memory of Lenin, who died at 54 even though he looked like a sage from Ancient Greece. Variants: go all Lenin; leninize.

Do you remember William from high school? You can barely recognize him now that he's bald. He's, like, 26 but he's totally doing a Lenin there.

by Elnath July 31, 2017

do an Anders Borg

Get drunk at a party, whip out your penis, and grab male participants of the party in their crotch for comparison of the length of their penises with that of your own, and call several women present "whores" and "sluts". Later say you had a "blackout".

Don't do an Anders Borg this weekend.

by Sanvi August 7, 2017