Cup monkey

People, usually kids, running around Festival venues collecting plastic or paper cups to return them and get a cash refund. Normally spotted with unbelievably high stacks that they somehow are able to carry. Some can over enthusiastically try and take cups before you’ve actually finished! Great way though to tackle litter collection and recycling!

There’s loads of cup monkeys snatching your beer before you’ve even had the chance to finish it!

by Irishexplorer September 1, 2019

Scorch Monkey

Someone who is stingy with their weed.

He wouldn’t even let us hit his joint, what a scorch monkey.

by Derrick skarret September 4, 2019

Porch Monkey

A Racial Slur to a black man because of their Ancestors

You Black Porch Monkey

by TheRacialMan December 13, 2017

doin it for the monkeys

Doing it all for the pussy.

I'm doin it for the monkeys. Yeyah

by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017

tumble monkey

a racial slur for any race, used by people named cameron or trevor.

“hes such a tumble monkey”

by cracker12111 April 21, 2018

slowch monkey

A slowch monkey is the opposite of a slaunch donkey. The slowch monkey is a small bass

Dammnnnnnnnnn I just caught the tiniest slowch monkey ever!

by TheogSlowchMonkey April 21, 2018

toss the lunch monkey

The act of vomiting ones lunch.

When one gags upon food.

Timmy: Hey bro, did you see that girl's blue waffle hanging out in the bleachers?
Kyle: Stop dude! I'm going to toss the lunch monkey!

by choke, puke, laugh, repeat January 4, 2018