Jack Wolgemuth

This is a young man that simply loves the game of Volleyball. Already All-American since the age of 16. He has great potential. Many also refer to him as Woogy and find peace in his kind showing of personality.

Kenadie: Woah, did you see that super cute volleyball guy?
Me: Yeah that’s my boy Jack Wolgemuth!

by TheG December 22, 2023

jack church

A cool guy that lives in the middle of Antarctica, travelling from igloo to igloo every day, travelling with the penguins and polarbears. If you try to look at him while in the snow, it is impossible. He is pale white with light coloured hair, basically an albino black man (Also white).

Hey, jack church.

Hey!

Lets play in the snow!

OK!

Whoa! Where the hell did you go jack church?!?

Im ovvveeeerrrrr hhhheeeeerrrrrreeeeeee!!!

by DatUnSmartKid April 24, 2018

Pillow jacked

When your significant other takes your favorite pillow and it can't be found

I went to lay down and I'd been pillow jacked!bitch was gone and nowhere to be found

by Pillowjack April 22, 2017

jack

a boy who claims to be straight but didn't know what heterosexual meant

is kinda a sus boy

blind but plays tennis

Niagra falls - no further comment

this boy is sus

must be a jack

by lilythomas01 October 08, 2020

Jack.

A Gigachad of sorts. Someone who has lots of success with woman.

Timmy: Yo Jimmy, want to play some tic-tac-toe
Jimmy: Sure! We just have to find Jack.’s chest first.

by Jack. stan May 11, 2021

Jack.

A Giga Chad of sorts. Hater of weebs. Jack. has a chest so large that one can play tic-tac-toe on it. This primal chad is on a quest to eliminate weebs and slam women. No one knows how such a legendary being came to be but people just appreciate him, men envy him and women get wet at the sight of him.

Timmy: Yo Jimmy, want to play some good ol’ tic-tac-toe
Jimmy: Sure pal, we just have to find Jack. first so we can use his chest.

by Jack. stan May 11, 2021

Jack

A guy doesn’t shut the fuck up

Shut up jack

by Owen the Dogger August 22, 2020