by Learned Medical Doctor November 1, 2017

A fart fanatic is one who enjoys the
sounds and smells of random people's
farts as well as his or her own. Also anyone who can recall epic farts of
their pass.
sounds and smells of random people's
farts as well as his or her own. Also anyone who can recall epic farts of
their pass.
Hey dude, why are you waughting
that butch's fart in your face? You just got through smelling your own fart. You're becoming a real fart fanatic.
farts fanatic fan
that butch's fart in your face? You just got through smelling your own fart. You're becoming a real fart fanatic.
farts fanatic fan
by Helmet72 January 18, 2016

(Also known as a Flart) when you fart in the bathtub & a little bit of water gets in your ass. You then get out of the tub & fart in such a way it sounds like a mother-in-law spitty kiss.
"Phumpt, tub fart, mother-in-law's kiss
"Phumpt, tub fart, mother-in-law's kiss
by JohnnySynn January 13, 2023

When you fart on a kid with special needs and they jizz in there pants because they are so surprised
by Whyubeingqueefy April 21, 2021

by fartinshit May 13, 2022

When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.
Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.
Respect.
Respect.
by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018

when take a massive fart and then u say the system is rigged..
yea that doesn't make sense , i was just trying to make a gud def
anyway take a massive trump fart bye.
yea that doesn't make sense , i was just trying to make a gud def
anyway take a massive trump fart bye.
ass manager: one of the Karen took a massive trump fart, it smelled,and she blamed it on one of the employees and decided to call the manager..
grandmother:oh Hun, its alright come eat some Italian meatballs.
grandmother:oh Hun, its alright come eat some Italian meatballs.
by Random-girl-who-cant-think November 29, 2020
