Cheese

Cheese is a political thing that goes good with just about anything

guy: "I hate to get all political and shit but what the fuck is Cheese?"

by crow of judgement March 1, 2021

confundus cheese

DICK CHEESE but smells even worse and when chicks see it the get way wet.

Me: Hey yo ma wanna see some confundus cheese!!!!

Some chick: fuck yea lemme get soma dat!

by Dick cheese man August 28, 2018

cheese tots

Dirty sex, including anal and oral sex.

Tom: "hey did you get cheese tots with Bailey last night?"
Phil: "hell yeah I did, it was greasier than a McDonald's Big Mac"
Tom: "damn son"

by elephantjosh December 12, 2015

moe and cheese

moe and cheese are best friends they are the bestest of friends and they belong together forever, they will never separate from each other and they are very good looking.

did you see moe and cheese? they are such a cool bestfriend couple

by notcheesecake May 5, 2021

cheese on an icebreaker

"how much cheese is on an icebreaker" was said by nixlekk on 10/19/22 while trying to repeat what her brother asked her.

"how much cheese on an icebreaker" 3.1415926

by raydzlover69 October 19, 2022

Cheese

The combination of a man’s urine and semen making a sticky and slimy substance. Also known as “nutpiss”.

I was wanking my willy the other day and I had to piss so I accidentally released a big load of cheese.

by Peter Pumpsisdik November 15, 2017

cream cheese surprise

When a rookie tries to make banana pudding but forgets a step leaving chunks of cream cheese in the mix for everyone to consume

That rookie's banana pudding turned into a real cream cheese surprise.

*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!

by Kazeemt1 April 20, 2018