ASSUME (ass u me)

Assume and you think you know what somebody wants or needs, you’ll be wrong

When you ASSUME (ass u me) you make a ‘ass’ out of ‘u’ and ‘me’

by Ramin99 September 22, 2018

let me do it for you

A borzoi dog with a long mouth. He always do it for you.

Kanye: This is it…
Borzoi: Let me do it for you!
Kanye: No, not this time!
*Borzois jumps down*

by watdadogdoin? January 20, 2023

What Gets Me Wet?

Cumming deep inside my best bro of course!

What gets me wet? Cumming deep inside my best bro? whadja expect niga?

by Archduke of Douchebags January 10, 2019

Show Me Your News!

A podcast created by a wonderful man we call Youko and another man we call Samurai Panda. This show started in 2007 as a brawl info update podcast. Youko would update us every week on the upcoming game Super Smash Bros. Brawl. To this day, Youko still does the podcast with his new permanent co-host we call TheBuzzSaw. Every two weeks you'll be able to catch a new episode of what is going on in the gaming world.

My name is Youko and I implore you to SHOW ME YOUR NEWS!

by Taksu August 9, 2010

fuck me sideways with a chainsaw

referring to someone who is really screwed. just a bigger emphasis on how fucked they are.

this is far from a good thing, if you couldn't tell by the name.

mother; "we're going to visit your grandparents tomorrow! yay!"
daughter; "fuck me sideways with a chainsaw."

by josie minus the pussycats June 29, 2011

You Make Me Back

The term you make me back comes from a song called “You Make Me Back” By Woosung, the song was originally from the OST of a 2020 show called Itaewon Class. You make me back or, to be back, is to be confused, in love, scared, and angry at the same time. Or just “ajbajjbsjudbjsbaijdjhi” The closest emoji to being Made Back would be 🥴.

Ex.
Person 1. UGH Lee Jong Suk in his new drama makes me so confused!!!

Person 2. I KNOW! It’s like he’s a whole different person! I just want to hug and punch him at the same time! I think it’s like that Woosung song- You Make Me Back.

by Eddie nam? April 28, 2020

blow me like a trumpet

A nifty phrase you can drop in the workplace that is sure to offend the ultra tight-ass crowd who have difficulty with crude references to body parts or sex.

Why of course it was entirely impulsive, inappropriate and sadly unprofessional for me to state, “well they can blow me like a trumpet!” - I should have better assessed my audience!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 17, 2020