by SpencerForHire August 16, 2023
Similar to The Cleveland Steamer, except you defacate bloody fecal matter onto your lover's chest and rock back and forth in it as fast at possible, impersonating the speed of a DC Metro train.
Daniel (looking in the mirror at red marks on his chest): Where did these red dots come from? (He thinks briefly then remembers). Oh. DUH! My ex gave me a DC Red Line Steamer.
by Big shot 91 June 13, 2021
by Contessa in Monterey June 15, 2008
by dawnie ^-^ December 02, 2020
by pdoggyroggy February 16, 2021
Nick: Are you guys gonna smash tomorrow?
Joseph: Nah dude
Nick: Why bro?
Joseph: Code Red
Nick: Oh snap sucks bro.
Joseph: Nah dude
Nick: Why bro?
Joseph: Code Red
Nick: Oh snap sucks bro.
by bigguywholikefries January 22, 2018
Mike: how you and your girl doing?
Danny: we doing alright but she got a code red right now.
Mike: oh damn do you need a place to hide? you can crash here.
Danny: we doing alright but she got a code red right now.
Mike: oh damn do you need a place to hide? you can crash here.
by iamanthonydean March 05, 2019