Red Alto

Someone that has a Red Vuse Alto Device, aka a Red Body, is very suspicious and you should stay away from this person. Normally this color device is given to them rather than chosen. Was it a choice or was it given to them by fate? Don't find out on your own

Person- "Can I hit that alto?"
Red Body- "Yeah here you go."
Person- "Ohhhhhhh you got a Red Alto. Never mind I’m good.”

by Anonymous_22334 September 23, 2024

the reds

A traditional socialist. The red refers to the red found in many socialist country's flags, such as China's revolutionary flag and the flag of the USSR.

"Why does the soviet socialist care more about bootlicking than class struggle?"
"They're one of the reds, that's why."

by Squishy Moist January 30, 2021

Navy Red

Another way of calling the color maroon or burgundy.

"Isn't maroon just navy red?"
"Why does this make sense in my brain."

by godlessheathenn June 21, 2018

Hairy Red Lobster

When a guy whips out his junk as he jumps off a diving board.

Dude, see those chicks over there on the other side of the pool? I'll bet you 20 bucks you won't show em your hairy red lobster.

by Hairy Red Lobster February 12, 2021

Red

A name for anyone who really wants everyone to like him while always playing the devil's advocate and will defend their claim to death.

Damn, that guy is totally red.

by checktheloot August 2, 2022

why does my family treat me like a red headed step child

Because I'm white, autistic, ADHD, kind, good, loving, ALWAYS right, and their golden girl wants me so bad she calls me God 🤦🏻 ♂️🧘🏻 ♂️

Why does my family treat me like a red headed step child, I talk good!

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

red velvet cupcake

Is when you cum inside a woman on her period.

My girl said she was on the rag. She let me get the red velvet cupcakes anyway.

by Dayton247 March 29, 2016