Red Ink Calligraphy

A sexual act in which one partner holds in their urges to urinate for a day or two, and eats and drinks the worst kinds of junk foods and alcohol, conjuring a vigorous bladder storm inside, and when it is finally unbearable, they release their blood coloured piss onto their sexual partner.

1: Hey bro why do you smell so awful?

2: Me and my partner performed the sacred practice of Red Ink Calligraphy, and I didn't have time to shower...

by Paleo-Fecal Investigator March 25, 2020

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Red-Tooler

Usually that red-haired guy, with a massive amount of pimples, who claims he has a girlfriend. and when you ask to see her, he shows you a picture of a pornstar on his phone and says, "that's her."

Fred: That guy just showed me his girlfriend. it's weird, she looks just like that girl i wacked it to last night on porn hub.

Ronald: The one with the pimples, yea he's lying. He is a total red-tooler

by Bo'Lick August 11, 2009

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Rippin red

On your period

My wife is rippin red right now so I gotta be a good husband.

by Ronny Zae December 29, 2022

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red rice

red rice is a gullah geechee dish originated from the low country of south carolina. can usually be referred to as "geechee red rice" or "charleston red rice". normally eaten by geechee and other black people in south carolina & georgia.

"give me sum of dat red rice."

by datpersonhere March 31, 2023

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Long red mustache

1. A style of bushy facial hair whose mustache is dyed red, as opposed to a Looney Tunes character.
2. A special facial hair of which is mustache is Walrus-style but extended, that of a Yosemite Sam mustache.

1. I saw a doppelganger once, and I thought it had a long red mustache under his mutton chops.
2. That man has a long red mustache, and Yosemite Sam has a long red mustache too, so at least we get to know each other in common.

by QDM 2019 January 23, 2020

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