Is pig pussy pork?

Used to express disdain for something deemed stupid or obvious, especially a self-evident remark. Imitative of an utterance attributed to slow-witted people

Recruit: "Drill Sergeant, will I have to do push-ups if I'm late for formation?"
Drill Sergeant: "Is pig pussy pork?"

by R A Gordon January 4, 2008

Hairy Pussy Disorder

A disorder of people who think that pussies should be shaven, these people are idiots whose only experience of sex is lame pornography, made by people who think that women can only appeal to men if they look like a cross between a blow up doll and a transvestite. Rappers for example cannot cope with what a mature woman should actually look like naked.

Sir Angus Carlyle: By gad what is that silly juvenile in the hat doing?
Lady Maude Carlyle: Why he is vomiting profusely.
Sir Angus Carlyle: Why so?
Lady Maude Carlyle: Methinks he has been offered sex from a real woman and this silly fuckwit saw a bush and has Hairy Pussy Disorder.
Sir Angus Carlyle: Stupid Cunt

by Mrs Apollo Moon Lander April 29, 2011

Pussy Faced Jack

A man named jack, who has a pussy face. white trash long greasy blonde hair. Shower Bi-weekly; offen smelly like a rotten pussy. Plus his face is so terribly un kept hairy mess that it looks like an amish pussy. Go Fuck Your Self Jack.

Who was that? Oh its just pussy faced jack, he wants to come over. Tell him to go fuck himself.

by thisy guy June 7, 2010

possum ear pussy

Pussy that is super tight and awesome, and little, like a possums ear!

Tyler: Hey bro, did you hit that last night?
Will: Fuckin A man, and it was some possum ear pussy!

by possum chaser July 27, 2011

I'm thankful for pussy

On of the two most shocking things you can say on thanksgiving at thanksgiving dinner. It can stop the dinner in its tracks.

Father:And what are you thankful for?
Son:I'm thankful for pussy.
Father:What did you say?

by Deep blue 2012 November 23, 2009

peanut butter pussy

smooth, creamy and easy to spread.

I eat peanut butter pussy because its smooth, creamy and easy to spread.

by chromescar October 23, 2007

platinum pussy syndrome

This serious mental affliction occurs when a female is under the false impression that her vagina ALONE has powers that surpass all other women on earth in the ability to keep a man. Also known as PPS

Most groupies & gold diggers suffer from platinum pussy syndrome, till those divorce papers roll through

by CBeezy74 April 13, 2016