Let Me Get One

A phrase uttered by a post adolescent male when he feels he is being violated and it's his turn to get anything he feels he is entitled to.

Dude 1: You see all those shawtys over there?

Dude 2: This TCrock dude won't leave me alone.

Dude 1: They are comin our way, tell that fag to screw off.

Dude 2: Let me get one!

by SuperLloyd November 6, 2014

give me one now

Give me a quicky, meaning I will give you a quick blow job or handy

boy *snapchats girl*
" can you please give me one now, quicky!"

Slutty girl *snapchats boy"
"Yea sure!"

by Poo bum diddly thumb November 24, 2013

mob psycho one hundred

a better anime than fire force

jaden: “did you watch fire force yet?”
kaylin: “no, i was watching mob psycho one hundred”
jaden: “i don’t blame you, mob is better than fire force”

by HORNY ON MAIN LMFAOOO September 17, 2019

One Direction Erection Infection

A serious condition in which you begin to be aroused by dudes...Like One Direction.....

Dude, did you hear about Tim? He got the One Direction Erection Infection

by rentedjayhawk January 11, 2018

you strangle one hooker

in the same vein as "you fuck one goat", "you finger yourself once", "you've got aids" - once this thing has happened there is no going back.

"Well Bob, there you have it - you strangle one hooker and we all know not to leave our sisters around yours!"

"Bloody hell! It's not like I make habit out of this... I strangle one hooker and this is the bullshit I get!"

by Bob the Fish Wife January 20, 2017

One Man Army Pose

The dubstep act of 1 man stuffing an armies worth of military might into a woman’s vagina and making them all fire at the same time.

Bro I totally one man army pose’d her last night

by DankMan36k October 26, 2019

my phone is on one percent

if used in an argument, this means that someone can’t think of any more comebacks and you have won.

*in an argument*
“sorry my phone is on one percent i have to go”

by reece10i March 16, 2021