Walk-Off Home Run

A term in sports lingo that has gotten completely out of control. Originally coined by Dennis Eckersley in 1993 to describe a home run of such power that you don't even turn around to look ... you just walk off the mound.

The corny fools at ESPN - and their brain dead followers - now use the term to decribe virtually any play that ends the game; walk-off hit, balk, double, single, etc.

"Game-ending" and "Game-winning" have surrendered.

If we use the term "Walk-Off Home Run" why not ... "The Mets lost in the bottom of the 10th on a walk-off groundout."

by Trendon July 20, 2009

Get Off My Nuts

leave me alone

p1: hey u give me your cheeseburger
p2: Yo Get Off My Nuts

by DOKUKIRI November 24, 2010

My dick fell off

A really sincere way to say sorry or "my bad"

"You cheated on me!"

"Sorry, my dick fell off"

by MexicanMandingo October 15, 2016

just jerking you off

A way to tell someone you are just joking or teasing with them.

Howie: "Yo Rj, did you hear cory and jason are gay lovers now?"

Rj: "No way, really?"

Howie: "Nah, im just jerking you off."

by mikecox is huge March 24, 2010

Buzzing my tits off

The highest level of excitement atainable. Literally as happy as you can be

After winning the lottery....."I am buzzing my tits off oh my god oh my god!"

by therealjb November 27, 2010

Get off of my cloud!

A phrase used to express the desire to act freely by telling someone else to stop holding them back, or to say "fuck off." First used in the Rolling Stones song of the same name.

Can also be used if you are bitched at for blazing/tripping out, and you're on a cloud.

1. Asshole teacher: "You'll never get anywhere in life without studying, you must study-"

You: "Get off of my cloud!!!"

2. Goody two-shoe: "Smoking of any kind is bad, but it is also illegal to smoke marijuana, i will be nice and not report---"

You: "Get the FUCK off my cloud, find your own bitch!"

by biohazardvictim January 23, 2011

Beaming Schatner off the Enterprise

Yet another colorful coloquialism for taking a dump: "Beaming" for the act of evacuation, "Schatner" as in the past tense of To shit (shat), and "off the Enterprise" denoting out of the anus (as in "the prize to be entered").

Not to be confused with Beaming Dr. Bones onto the Enterprise; the act of anal sex.

Man! Your mom's cooking is so bad it had me beaming Schatner off the Enterprise all night!

by Tenacious Faulker October 16, 2008