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NUT CRUTCH

SOMEONE OR SOMETHING THAT BOOST YOUR EGO AFTER GETTING IT SHOT DOWN A FEW NOTCHES.
I NEED A NUT CRUTCH AFTER THAT EMBARRASSMENT.
by BDBD14 April 7, 2024
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Nut Gang

Nut Gang an organization that remains unknown.
Nut gang 🥜
by Sophie Pe December 23, 2019
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Nut Pro

A person whose profession is to examine the quality, durability, and edibleness of nuts and are not limited to ligma, sugma, and deez nuts. Usually a typo, often an illusion.
"im nut pro" - a friend.
by Shínobu December 22, 2018
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Bomega Nut

The force of your nut is so big that it explodes in her face like an atomic bomb. And the rest of the nut travels into another dimension and in pregnates an ailen woman.
Ohh man I just Bomega nuted!
What does that mean?
She died and I in pregnated another ailen woman.
by Lil sperm August 23, 2018
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slug-nut

When a slug cums all over your rolled up wacky-tobacky
That slug-nut ruined my f-ing lifeee.
by slug-nut conisurer May 20, 2021
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no nut year

every 22 years no nut year happens, where you can't bust a nut, it is similar to no nut November, but instead of not being able to nut for a Month, you have to survive a whole year
"hey dude wanna jerk-off with the homies?"

"can't man, it's no nut year"
"aw shit man, I forgot"
by Tymeggs October 4, 2021
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nut flask

A storage vessel for your most prized possession. A vial of your love juice. Also a term for balls
I gave Mary a drink from my nut flask last night.
by Mooseman313 October 21, 2017
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