monkey udders

non-appealing breasts.

'check out the monkey udders on that slut'

OR

'she got 3 kids, her tits will be like monkey udders'

by hank grolok December 15, 2011

Monkey Assholes

Black olives (On a pizza)

I ordered a pizza with pepperoni, sausage, green peppers, onions, and monkey assholes

by x11198109v0 November 21, 2022

monkey nerve

Primal instinct, especially sexual arousal.

Just the touch of his hand jolted my monkey nerve.

by Downtime Desires April 15, 2015

Peach Monkey

A girl that gets really worked up and climbs all over you.

When Melissa gets turned on, she is a real peach monkey and climbs all over her man trying to quench her desires!

by Mr Renaissance July 11, 2014

The Kansas City Mud Monkey

When you bone your lady in the ass until she shits on your pecker, then gives you a handjob.

Joanne was on the rag last night and I was horny, so we did the Kansas City Mud Monkey on the kitchen table.

by AK Daddy July 06, 2016

Maal Monkey

An intoxicated monkey.

Bro, did you buy a Maal Monkey NFT? They're mooning!

by Maal Mentor November 23, 2022

Maal Monkeys

Origin: Amazon Jungle

- The last of their kind, the Maal Monkeys have one mission and that is to share their Maal teachings with the world
- They are the rarest most sought after of their kind, some say Picasso himself created them.

“Descendants from the Amazon Jungle, The Maal Monkeys are going around the world sharing their new found love for Maal & how it changed everything!”

by H The Maal Mentor November 23, 2022