Bald headed champ

Its a fully erect penis. Waiting to to penetrate any Orpheus. Mainly used during the acts of oral pleasure.

Jane asked Bob , " what are two lips on a bald headed champ? " Bob replied "what?" Jane answered, "My lips on your dick! "...lmfao....

by Cheri cox February 10, 2018

Fat Head Greig

Fat head

Lol you have a fat head greig

by Hxrtzi September 11, 2020

Circumsised Dick Head

Dick head (stupid, irritating, ridiculous person) with a bald head

"Thanks to circumsised dick head over here we're stuck!"

by EL JAMMO October 8, 2020

screw the red head

Alcoholic Drink consisting of Red Bull, Vodka and Orange Juice.A Screwdriver with Red Bull in it. Hence Screw the red head.

I went to the bar to screw the red head and all i left with was this drink and a smile on my face.

by russian pete January 18, 2013

fear of dread heads

Dreadheadaphobia

Fear of dread heads; Chief keef

by Liiiiiiiiivx33 September 28, 2013

Free head day

On December 3rd its national free head day for the boys

Hey Scott its national free head day lemme give you sloppy

by pre.ium December 3, 2020

Two headed turtle

a squating position with a semi erect penis and half extruded bowel movement

I was in the woods and had two headed turtle behind a tree/ I was laying in bed and showed my two headed turtle to the ol lady

by Bignz December 21, 2020