New York Times Bestseller

Literally every book that exists, used to exist, and will exist

X: This is book is the best!
The Book Yeah I’m something of a New York Times Bestseller myself

X: nvm every book is one

by KazakhstanMaliPeru July 25, 2023

Part Time Pener

A woman who typically flys with other women, but will migrate for an occasional dose of Peter.

Fran - “I don’t know man, I think she only likes chicks.”

Terry - “Nah dude, she just left the bar with Lenny the other night, she’s a part time pener!”

by Gongbanger January 6, 2023

CLOWNIN TIME

When you do a bit of tomfoolery by destroying the person your CLOWNIN on or trolling them by being overly annoying for the funis.🤡

Some random nerd- You ready to be destroyed?

W Clown man- ITS CLOWNIN TIME🤡

Some random nerd- HEY NO FAIR U CHEATED

W Clown man- Skill issue tbh🤡🤡🤡

by CacklesTheClown August 11, 2023

it's time for men

A response you give to suggest that someone should resort to homosexuality. "go gay"

Jack: Man my girl cheated on me for the 4th time bro. I'm so sick of women
Mario: It's time for men.

by Kenzellis September 14, 2021

Whiskey Time-Machine

(Abstract/noun/adj/slg)- when you've spent so much of your life wasted on whiskey and alcoholic similes, you awaken one day to realize you are now 50 years old and your sweet children have grown to adulthood without your guidance or parental presence. No matter how bad you want to wind back the clock, the time machine has broken, and you are stuck in nightmare land.

Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Sam Fukkit stepped into the whiskey time-machine accelerator... and vanished. Oh boy.

by Whiskey Drinker Me September 8, 2020

first-cousin-four-times-removed

1- Great-great-grandparent's cousin.
2- Cousin's great-great-grandchild.

My first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.

by ZURB981634 February 10, 2022

Waste Time

Trump himself invoked the Epstein client list and insinuated that Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew were involved in some wayand they said their were thousands of victims. How are their thousands of victims but no perpetrators?

Hym "Waste time? You said there was a sex island and the fucking camera went down right before he supposedly killed himself. What the fuck are you talking about? Nonononono don't just scapegoat Pam Bondi. Don't say it was her. Trump said it was a cesspool and invoked Prince Andrew. Where are these thousands of victims? Aside from the one that just killed herself recently. Like, what the fuck happened with the one that killed herself? Maybe if the media did something other than fein ignorance the government would have a harder time getting away with shit like this. And now he wants to pardon Maxwell? For what? What is she even I prison for in the first place?"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025