Cum-cocked

When you're trying to come up with something clever to say but you can't think of shit

S: "For the longest time, I didn't know what CC meant in League of Legends."
B: "Heh, what'd you think it meant? Cum-cocked?

by XxRobloxfanxX69 December 08, 2016

Cum regret

That feeling of not being turned on by something you just ejaculated to.

I had such bad cum regret after jerking it to that animal gangbang.

by Pancakes1234 June 19, 2017

huge dick cum

idk when a blak nigger cums on someone’s face a bit toog oddamn hard..,,,,

shit did this nigger make a huge dick cum

Yes.

by cool man… idk February 03, 2025

Dutch cum fart

Cheap hooker, anal cream pie +air pump = Dutch cum fart

I was walking through the red light district amd found the perfect woman for a
Dutch cum fart

by Hertapussy driver April 16, 2023

Cum Bear

A "Cum Bear" Is a fat furry polar bear

That's a cum bear

by Omni7124 November 07, 2020

Cum bun

Cum bun: When a man cums on the area between two toes, mainly between the second and third, that resembles a hamburger, or hotdog bun (depending on the length and width of your toes). The cum lays atop the crevice, like mustard on a hotdog bun.

I couldn't resist her chubby toes so I had to cum right down the middle of her cum bun.

by The Red Balloon May 16, 2020

Hit and cum

When one homie smacks another homies beer bottle in a downward manner.
Causing head to ejaculate out of the bottle leaving the poor bloke to swallow the cum

Bro just got hit with a hit and cum

by Lumberjack25 December 01, 2023