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I don't play games, I win them

When two people are arguing and one tells the other to "stop playing games"! Yet the other person is always right, so they don't play games... they win them!
Dude: "You really gotta chill out and stop playing games!"
Dudette: "I don't play games, I win them!"
by GlazeHer June 4, 2025
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Night Game

A Night Game is basically a porn game, this expression is more used when you are gonna play it on the night, because you don't have work or some shit and you don't have to sleep early and can stay up late.
Person 1: hey man, would you like to play anything tonight?

Person 2: Sorry man, I can't, I found this really cool Night Game I wanna try.
by Seclary September 29, 2023
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Conal The Video Game

Conal The Video Game is a video game starring Conal! also known as Funnyboybhfsyig, Conal The Video game is the peak of peak, the worlds best video game
Homosapien 1: Oh golly gee! i can wait to goon to conal the video game starring Funnyboybhfsyig!
Homosapien 2: NAHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU GOON TO FUNNYBOYBHFSYIG?!?! WHY DO THAT WHEN YOU CAN GOON TO THE BULLY SEAN WARNED US ABOUT
by RoninSamurai4785 July 6, 2025
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The Rage Gaming Chair

When you fuck a girl while she is sat on you playing a videogame so during climax you make her lose the match so she will be swearing while cumming
Yesterday my girl was playing LoL on my account but I ended up losing a lot of LP because i did The Rage Gaming Chair
by Pikamatt_ May 31, 2021
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Hacksaw Gaming

A bullshit gambling company whose slot machine have an RTP of less than 10%
I just spent £1,000 on one of Hacksaw Gaming's slot machines, and only got £74 back!
by CaolanTheWolfYT September 19, 2021
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Cody Game

An absolute dogshit game suggested by your friend Cody. These games are typically bought by the entire friend group, then played once and never again.
Cody: I'm bored guys let's play a new game
Kevin: Well, well, well, another Cody game eh?
by definitely not razu July 3, 2024
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