chatroom cum 

when a lot of people in a chatroom message at once

*chatroom cum* its the most fun you'll ever have!

chatroom cum by b0dawg January 19, 2010

Make me cum

What you hear ur mom saying at three am also known as ur mom getting fucked

Ohh yes baby make me cum

Make me cum by Ur moms pussy hair. Com November 25, 2021

The Collar Catastrophic Cum Carnival 

The disturbed pervert's equivalent to Russian Roulette, or a more extreme alternative to the game known as Limp Bizkit. A large party event, usually occurring on a Friday, in which five men and five women gather together in an abandoned warehouse. The five men jack off and fill up water balloons with cum. The man who cums last is forced to sit with an 8" dildo up his ass while the five women all shit and piss on him. If he throws up during this time everyone gets to pummel him with the cum balloons.

Person #1: Hey! You wanna celebrate The Collar Catastrophic Cum Carnival tonight?

Person #2: Fuck yeah!

The Collar Catastrophic Cum Carnival by Zombie_2008 November 1, 2008

pillow-case cum-stains 

pillow-case cum stains are the tell-tale ivory-colored remainders of cumgasms that a guy gets all over his wonder-pillow when he fucks it and blows his load.

When I was a teenager, my Mom asked me what the stains were on my pillow-case -- I didn't tell her they were pillow-case cum-stains -- I told her they must be slobber stains of mine made when I was asleep!

pillow-case cum-stains by USAF Cadet September 8, 2021

pre - cum obsesive 

A guy that keeps asking u if uve cum even when uve only just started banging + totally ruins the moment so u av 2 fake it, badly.

X: Have you cum yet?
Y: Not yet.
(30 seconds later)
X: What about now
Y: Soon
(another 30 seconds)
X: Anything?
Y: (silence, but thinks)"Jeez that guys a pre - cum obsesive!"
(couple of seconds pass by)
Y: Pretends 2 cum
X: (shuts up + gives Y the chance 2 really cum)

pre - cum obsesive by Person X October 1, 2005

Bubble Cum 

When a man makes a women chew a piece of bubble gum and then stretches it out on the head of his penis. Then he cums into the gum creating a cum bubble.

"WOW, thats the biggest bubble cum I've ever seen."

Bubble Cum by James MIlano February 23, 2008

caught-cum-handed

derived from the latinish phrase-word thing caught-red-handed. its when you know your dad isn't home and you hear whoreish, moaning noises from your parents bedroom and you walk in and you see your friend fucking your mother in her vagina and then at his climax pulls it out and sprays his cum all over your mothers face and other body parts such as her hands. he then will take his penis and stick it in your mothers mouth causing his wiener cheese to spray all over your mother. best when done with people named Susan. also known as friend-cum-in-your-mothers handididation.

Fuck were caught-cum-handed. Damn it Matt i was just about to jizz on your mom's face.

caught-cum-handed by Nigth Tigers March 28, 2008