Playing my tune

Someone is calling your name for something

"Hey I'll call you back the nurse is playing my tune"

by Laborlover May 21, 2015

harsh my gig

put a damper on it

My parents came home early from vacation and that harsh my gig, I had to cancel my party.

by the original not you July 24, 2015

The floodgates of my anus

When something involuntarily enters or exits your anus.
When the sphincter muscles of your anus are no longer under your control.

I'm just warning you that when I fall asleep the floodgates of my anus will open and I have no control of it.

by sphincter muscle July 4, 2016

Fiddle my Tiddle

'Fiddle my Tiddle' is a phrase similar to 'well gosh diddly darn' originating from Hawaii. It is also a widely popular phrase amongst teenagers and children.

"Well fiddle my tiddle! I didn't know he was gay!"

by BeautyBooty August 7, 2016

Toss My Oscar

To throw up something particularly gnarly

"Bro after eatin Sister Alisha's bean dip, I was finna toss my oscar"

by D'Qwan's Ultamite MIxtape August 26, 2016

Tying My Shoe

Man Trying To Hide an erection by tying their shoe

I'm Tying My Shoe.

by King_Yebo$$$$$ October 20, 2016

Grab My Musket

A euphamism for male masturbation, i.e., apply lip gloss, bash the bishop, beat it, beat off, beat (one's) meat, beat the bishop, buck the slobbering donkey, choke the chicken, crack one off, date Mrs. Palmer, fap, five knuckle shuffle, flog (one's) log, have a date with Rosie Palmer and her five sisters, have a tug of war with Cyclops, have a wank, jack off, jerk it , jerk off, jerk (one's) gherkin, junior Olympic pole vaulting, paint the ceiling, play pocket pinball, polish (one's) knob, pound (one's) pud – pudwhack, pud wrestle, punch the clown, punch the munchkin, rough up the suspect, rub one off, rub one out, slap the salami, spank it, spank (one's) monkey, stroke the salami, wank off – wax the carrot – wax the dolphin, whack it, whack off.

Phrase coined on 10/26/2016 by ex-Congressman Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom.

"On November 9th if Trump loses I'm gonna Grab My Musket. You in?"

by metalmixtress October 26, 2016