Your mom

The most obese animal in existence, it eats a lot of the human term “hamburgers” and loves to have sexual intercourse with me.

Wait what did you said about my mom

Your mom is fat, are you dumb to not understand what I just said

by Sert J. June 16, 2021

Ur mom

The slowest mammal on earth

Person 1: Ur mom

by ykifw808 June 16, 2021

Ur mom

The thing we use when the Hoover dam burst

Jack: OH SHIT THE HOOVER DAM IS BURSTING
JOHN: GET YOUR MOM

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

mom

that bitch who u saw at birth

mom give me milky

by zaddyslilslut May 14, 2021

your mom

what im fucking tonight

im gonna fuck your mom

by buttsexwithyourmotherr May 14, 2021

your mom

what im fucking tonight

im gonna fuck your mom

by buttsexwithyourmotherr May 14, 2021

Ur Mom

Best comeback, best insult, best lifestyle, best pickup line, and the best everything. Even when actually talking about someone's mother.

Some unswaggy dude: You're weird. Haha
Super swagdy dude: Ur mom. Lol

by Birby<3 May 16, 2021