Brown hail

Brown shards emitted from a dirty hurricane

I got some brown hail from that dirty hurricane you gave me

by Choppasm July 11, 2018

Brown market

Like the black market but just for toilet paper

I made $1000 selling this 4-pack of Charmin on the brown market

by Social distancing April 6, 2020

brown-eye blizzard

When cocaine is sprinkled on a prostitute's anus, and she farts it up someone's nose.

That super-galactic space-hooker gave me a wicked brown-eye blizzard last night!

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022

The brown flashbang

When you make a pipe bomb but add an extra pipe that has diorrhea in it to blind enemies with shit

The military uses the brown flashbang instead of normal flashbangs

by Funny goober April 25, 2022

brown mac

The ultimate practical joke. Poo in a burger bun, add some salad and cheese and give it to your hungry friend.

"He was annoying me so I made him a brown mac"

by User37 March 3, 2009

teagan brown

my adorable and cute goof

teagan brown my adorable and cute goof, i love her

by tour guide November 24, 2021

Sneaky Brown-Pig

The act of pulling a peers pants down halfway, then shifting your anus above their undergarments and begin defficating. After you are done: pull the pants to their original upright position.

Mickey: Hey Paul, last time I gave Ryan the Sneaky Brown-Pig, I got sent home from the office.

Paul: Well Mickey, he even told you that was his last pair of slacks..

by Willywanker November 26, 2013