monkey nuts

when someone or something is displeasing or possibly boring.

"man that school rally kinda sucked monkey nuts".

by goofy hippo April 27, 2022

Deez nuts

The best comeback of all time (other than ur mom duuhhh) and who ever thinks otherwise is a fucking puta! <3

Friend 1: ayo bro u hungry for some pizza
Friend 2: yea man what domino's?
Friend 1: NO A PIZZA DEEZ NUTS!

by Genderfluid and Pansexual babe November 9, 2021

one nut wonder

The nickname of Bryce Shetter of Decatur High School, which was given to him because he only has on nut.

Hey, Tristen! What Bryce’s nickname?

You mean the One Nut Wonder

by Meat sheath February 26, 2018

Deez Nuts

Something you suck your mom

"Imagine dragging deez nuts across yo face"

by kaeya.lover October 15, 2021

ass nut

Ass nut is when you put both your balls in a woman's vagina while putting your dick in the woman's anus

Me and Tim Tim are go one do ass nut. You in ?

by Butt snack March 10, 2018

No Nut November

A challenge guys participate in during the month of November. It entails the participant to not ejaculate or have sex.

Johnny: yo did you fail No Nut November yet?

Chad: yeah bro I busted last week

by phub69 November 20, 2021

Confederate Nut Cracker

A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up

Watch this, I'm going to give this guy a Confederate Nut Cracker!

by Lothar January 13, 2018