beyond butt-hurt

To become all huffy and puffy over NOTHING! To get upset while having a fight because somone else attacked your argument. To be so depressed about something that is out of your control that you stop talking to people.

Dennis was so beyond butthurt that his favorite team lost that he threw out all of their apparel he just purchased.

by Kristina December 18, 2004

Butt Face Pineapple

A person whos face looks like an ass but a pinnaple at the same time

Wow look at katie over there! she really looks like a Butt Face Pineapple!

by blairry October 25, 2009

electric butt shock

The sharp,heart stopping, stop you dead in your tracks pain you get near your anal opening.EBS The reason is unclear and nothing comes of this mysterious pain...no poo, no flatulence.

I was having a great time at the party until I was overcome with an EBS, my date gave me a strange look and walked away...

by jelly January 3, 2005

Department of Kicking Butt

Jesse Ventura's replacement of the Department of Defense were he to become President.

Jesse Ventura: I'm not going to have no wimpy Secretary of Defense. *I'm* going to have a Secretary of Offense, in the Department of Kicking Butt.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

Peanut Butter Butt

1.Is the result of a combination of a moist sticky poop that is pinched off too early and a poorly wipped ass. This can lead to dingleberries,klingons and most definately skid marks. Is most commonly found in males.
2. The feeling that you can't wipe your ass clean.

1. I had Peanut Butter Butt after the Indian food so now I have skid marks.

2. No matter how many times I wipe I still fell like I have peanut butter butt.

by gcribb January 3, 2006

vehicular butt rape

the act of driving so close behind a person that their lights are directly in your rear view mirror...or so close that you cant see their fucking lights at all.

aka: RIDING ASS!

"dude, this guy is being a complete douche. he needs to chill the fuck out & stop vehicular butt raping me."

"cherie, you are making this poor guy a victim of vehicular butt rape by being so close to his bumper."

by misskat<3 December 17, 2009

congestive butt failure

an example of vandalism to Wikipedia

Johnson returned in 1996 and remained co-host until his death of complications from congestive butt failure and diabetes on March 2, 1999. He farted too much.

by VarietyPerson May 6, 2011