ur mom

used for any type of comeback, very effective

guy 1: good morning neighbor
guy 2: ur mom

guy 1: dies of ass cancer

guy 3: what are you doing today

guy 2: ur mom
guy 3: gets cancer and dies

goes to school theres a shooter

shooter: everyone dont move

guy 2: ur mom

shooter: dies but gun goes off from dropping it and guy 2 gets shot

guy 2: ur mom~
school nurse: comes in clutch with an ice pack
everyone: starts to lose hope
guy 2: gets up and walks it off with ice pack
everyone: cheers

by currently shitting? April 19, 2022

Mom

Made
Of

Money

Me: “can we get McDonald's?”
Mom: “do you think I'm made of money?”
Me: “Mom stands for Made Of Money!!”
Mom: *glares at me*

by UrLazyFry March 3, 2022

Mom

A lifesaver. She will do anything in her power to protect you and love you. She's unbelievably caring and will always be there for your ups and downs. The one person that will love you regardless. Her love is abounding. she will never run out of love for you. Even if she isn't with you, she loves you.

she's like a mom to me

by Behumbl December 8, 2023

you mom gay

"You mom gay" is a joke typically used in the seventh grade. Many people get extremely butt hurt when this is said about a mile away from you.

Douchebag "Yo, you mom GAYYY"

Butt-Hurt child "HOW DARE YOU I'M TELLING MOM--

by QuiteThirsty December 17, 2018

ur mom

used to insult ur friends, but be careful the victims mom might be dead.

"ur mom" ".. is dead, I know" "um, ur dad" " also dead" " yeesh ur life is sad, slay ig"

by deadbutIMalive November 24, 2022

Ur mom

ur mom is a joke, it is used when being insulted and/or when making a joke. it is highly recommend to use this word when being roasted

Example: ur mom is not cool

by hello ur mom May 27, 2022

Ur mom

Valid roast😍✊use when someone says anything really(stay slutty my friends)

E.g “omg what is the thing dripping” youd say…”your mom”

by A.R iyk me then yk me January 20, 2022