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Penis

Something a man needs to live, it's important for reproduction because it helps the Earth. Additionally, it can be played with to make very interesting liquid come out.
Tim: Yo, how long is your penis.
Joe: You're gay.
by Cultyboi November 6, 2019
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fake penis

A fake penis is a male body part that is not real or is imaginary. Can also be considered a dildo.
Dude, he’s literally dreaming for a fake penis.
by ur vvvv cool mommy February 21, 2019
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Penis

Scientifically known as the male genitalia, is a hunk of meat preferably loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong and black that is located between probably in your mouth . This pocket rocket is also sometimes inserted in a women's vajayjay. It preferably hairy and sometimes its sharp like a pencil. They are also known as cum gun(tm) and one in wonder(tm). The penis has a burnt chicken nugget smell to it. The penis often pours out ( gallons) of a substance that resembles almond milk. (yummy)
Jake : "hey wanna touch my penis? "

Cody: '"sure, just as long as its sharpened properly"
by cy0man February 5, 2022
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deluxe penis

A penis that is typically 5 times larger than a normal penis. Commonly 12Yr old brag about this.
by That guy named thoooomas October 28, 2017
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Penis

Penis
by Meme review May 1, 2019
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penis

The shaft in between your legs that becomes erect when you are aroused.
by jeboris November 21, 2019
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Putting the penis in a sheep's ass

Putting the penis in a sheep's ass is when you go to a dangerous hood dominated by enemy gangs.
I'm going to be putting the penis in a sheep's ass and go to the hood of the enemy gang.
by Your mother 6969 June 30, 2024
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