time slipping

What happens to loki in season two then soon he is able to control it

Loki:*time slipping*
Mobius:It looks like you’re being born dying at the same time I can’t keep looking at it
Loki:you said it wasn’t bad

Mobius:yah well I was lying
Loki: oh :(

by Uwu_Your_Mom November 14, 2023

Mexican time machine

While at work, to use the bathroom for before lunch/break. Usually an average of 10 minutes, however it’s not unusual to last up to 30 minutes. Bathroom use does not necessarily have to happen.

Julian: where are you going Luke? It’s not lunch yet for another 15 minutes!

Luke: I know, guess I’ll just have to use the Mexican Time Machine!

by Professor PAINAL September 25, 2025

Shake time

The time of the day when one needs to make a protein shake using whatever ingredients available, notably dog food and ice cream.

Eric: yo it’s shake time goddamnit
Rich: we’re in target how
Eric: whatever it takes mothefuckin dog food time

by buttBuddybrandi December 5, 2019

Time

Time is the most sexiest,most goodlooking guy in the whole solarsystem.He can get everything he wants. Except good grades,but the girls are on his side.

Time will become time

by Donald.J Trump December 12, 2016

Booty Time

Something that I am desperate to have with a girl.

Mary: Want to have booty time, Lamar?
Lamar: Hell yeah! I’ve been waiting for this for my entire life!

by FatCreamReceiver January 18, 2022

Ryan time

Something that someone named Ryan says as he orgasms to impress his girlfriend

Last night Mr. Myrbold said it’s Ryan time to me and it was so hot

by Outchman November 20, 2023

Russian Time Bomb

The act of filling a girls vagina with vodka, inserting a tampon, leaving it to soak for a predetermined amount of time, extracting the tampon, and sucking out the liquor all before you lose your boner.

Her: How long do you think you could last under a Russian Time Bomb?

Him: With or without viagra?

by Happyfun222 June 25, 2024