Skip to main content

black people are always late

Black-man time: When you say to your black friend to come to work at 8:30 in the morning and he strolls in at 4 pm.
"Hey, what time do you call this?"
"Black-man time."

Told you, black people are ALWAYS late.
by 50/50 Boyy June 27, 2014
mugGet the black people are always latemug.

Call of Duty: Black Ops

A game made primarily for players who like to sit in one place, start a fire, roast marshmallows, and sing "Kumbaya".
I hate running around and getting in gun battles in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. You wanna hop on Call of Duty: Black Ops?
by slappysally January 4, 2011
mugGet the Call of Duty: Black Opsmug.

Black Men Can't Swim

Tosh.0's spirited sequal to "White Men can't jump". Mainly the movie is to show reverse descrimination, as to be ironic.

(It's not a real movie though, it's only a joke.)
Average homeboy: How come it's okay to make a movie like "White Men can't jump", but not "Black Men Can't Swim"?
Tosh:... That sounds like a great idea for a movie :D.
by Creeper Jones February 10, 2010
mugGet the Black Men Can't Swimmug.

Big Fat Black Bitch

A substitute teacher that used to be a gym coach. She yells at kids for no reason, mumbles when she talks to the point where she can't be understood, sits behind the desk the whole class, and never tells students her name. We either call her Big Fat Black Bitch (BFBB) or Ms. (*Donald Duck sound*).
Student: *Sits quietly*.
BFBB: *Donald Duck sounds* Stop talking! *Donald Duck sounds*.
Student: *Whispers* Man, what a Big Fat Black Bitch.
by Waluigi54 January 12, 2018
mugGet the Big Fat Black Bitchmug.

Orange is the new Black

A phrase that declares Trump supporters are discriminated against, as bad,..if not worst than minorities.
I have been keeping my head down at work throughout the election,...On Nov 8. my manager asked me if I voted for Hillary. I replied "No", she immediately attacked me for my decision, and I have been treated like a Leper ever since that day!! I have been given the crappiest jobs, received a poor review, and eventually was fired! Well, I guess, Orange is the new Black!
by Daisy Cutter January 15, 2017
mugGet the Orange is the new Blackmug.

Suggested Video Black Hole

A phenomena that occurs when an individual browsing YouTube gets trapped into a trance-like state of addiction where they compulsively click on "suggested videos" for extending periods of time.
After Burt was sent a viral video by a coworker, he became engulfed in the suggested video black hole where he remained until his shift ended.
by AttilaTheHun March 18, 2012
mugGet the Suggested Video Black Holemug.

black nigerian fufu monkey

A black tiktoker gobbled up his nigerian fufu like it is someone is going to steal it.

Because the fact that it was just finished cooking, steam were coming out of his mouth as he eats the fufu.
"bro stop eating like a black nigerian fufu monkey"
by Junchie December 12, 2022
mugGet the black nigerian fufu monkeymug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email