National Eat Ren’s Ass day

National eat Ren’s ass day is a day where you find someone with the name of Ren and eat their ass real good for fun. PERIODT

Person 1: *eats a random Ren’s ass*
Ren: “OMG why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.”
Person1 : “well it’s national eat Ren’s ass day silly and it’s my favorite sport my queen!”

by RenDaGoat June 15, 2022

National Culver's Appreciation Day

For appreciating all things Wisconsin fast food on November 27th.

I love November 27th and all things Culver's related! Happy National Culver's Appreciation Day!

by OverusedJoke November 5, 2022

National Ass Grabbing Day

August 5th is national ass grabbing day. Grab any Girls/Guys ass with no penalty.

Yo aiden it's National Ass Grabbing day, you know what that means!

by user9194960294717 August 4, 2020

(April 25) national slap your teacher day!

ya today is national teacher day soo yea

UwU i slap my teachers face (April 25) national slap your teacher day!

by Obama UwU suzy baka April 25, 2022

National Ugly Beard Day

On December 23, the barber shops are free for ugly beards.

Happy National Ugly Beard Day!

by sg_10 November 3, 2021

National Blue Butterfly Day

A day to remember tough situations in life are meant to be enjoyed in the moment and peaceful when over, like the sighting of a blue butterfly.

This day is every September 18th.

Carmela: "My relationship is causing me so much stress, I don't know what to do."

Emily: Maybe he's your blue butterfly; a rare experience that is only meant to be a lesson, not a forever.
Carmela: "What does that have to do with it?"

Emily: "It's National Blue Butterfly Day; do with that information as you will."

by BrunetteBeauty00 October 24, 2022

national kiss your girlfriend day!

kiss your girlfriend (or make out 😏)

girlfriend: “why’d u just kiss me?”
you: “it’s national kiss your girlfriend day!”
this day is on august 16.

by macey - august 15 2023 August 15, 2023