brown-tank 

taking a shit in the tank of a toilet.
also known as the poop-tank.

holy fuck! someone brown-tanked the toilets in the elementary school bathrooms!

brown-tank by dieseleater December 21, 2008

brown mac 

The ultimate practical joke. Poo in a burger bun, add some salad and cheese and give it to your hungry friend.

"He was annoying me so I made him a brown mac"

brown mac by User37 March 3, 2009

brown bow-tie 

While crouched over your partner and receiving a hummer you defecate on your partner's neck, hence a brown bow-tie. Note that the person delivering the brown bow-tie must be facing his partner's head, lest he deliver a brown sombrero.

"While Sarah was giving me a hummer last night, those refried beans kicked in and I couldn't help but give her a brown bow-tie!"

brown bow-tie by TheSinkingSpell June 30, 2009

Blownstalone 

(blown-sta-lone) adv. To be very dazed after a marijuana smoke session.

Hey guys sorry i was late, I am very blownstalone at the moment.

Blownstalone by DustyHaze July 18, 2009

brown the runway 

rewinding an on-demand or DVR-r'd program, to watch it again, because you weren't paying attention the first time.

I'm watching Entourage, and Brad was smoking pot and laughing about something stupid when Turtle told Tom Brady to suck balls. Brad decided to 'brown the runway' and re-winded Entourage and I had to watch it again because he's an idiot.

brown the runway by scotthew1 August 19, 2009

Brown Cloud

Brown Cloud: Truely, a fart is a release of tiny poo particals into the air. Magnified, the particals create a, "brown cloud". So the next time you walk into a fart, remember to keep your mouth closed- otherwise you are injesting poo particals AKA brown cloud.

Next time you fart in a crowd, look around at those who are injesting last nights dinner, and celebrate silently.

"Hey dude, I just farted and everyone around me is standing in my brown cloud."

"My brown cloud has taste of last night's fried chicken!"

Brown Cloud by swaggette November 29, 2009

Brown Text

When you accidently send a text to someone that was meant to go to someone else.

Matt: "So you think you want to go out to a movie tonight and maybe afterward come over to my place?"

Kyle: "wtf?"

Matt: "oh shit. Srry man I brown texted u."

Kyle: "oh. Its cool."

Brown Text by KLStokes January 20, 2010