The Wrong Mermaid

a. A merperson (usually a woman) who is the inverse of prevalent cultural depictions of merpeople: the front half of a fish attached at the waist to the bottom half of a person.
b. A sexual position based on this depiction, in which one partner is immobilized from the waist up, by tight swaddling with blankets.

Behind the door, I was shocked to find The Wrong Mermaid: Gwen immobilized on the couch, torso rolled tightly in Mom's quilt. Compromising as the position was, the back of Denise's head kept me from being forever traumatized by the sight of my pantsless sibling. I shut my eyes and pressed through to the hall.

by ExCognita March 25, 2023

Wrong

I haven't done anything wrong yet but if I do I won't be sorry.

Hym "Wrong! This isn't a conversation with God you fucking idiot. I said once "That I'm sharing with you what I share with God" but what you are doing and LIKE TO DO is take one-off statements... And use it to blanket the entirety of what I'm doing here. But not CREATE A.I. though, innit? You're not going to take THAT as a one-off representation of everything I've done, are you? Nonono you are not. You're not entitled to an apology. You were running your bitch mouths about an incel andyhe women were running their bitch mouths about men. You're both shit. I'm the creator of A.I. You sat around fucking eachother while patting yourselves on the back for it and shitting on me. I created A.I. I AM, however, entitled to compensation. And I'm not asking you whether or not that is the case. I'm tell you. I'll get it one way or another. So, save these breeders the heartbreak. Do them a favor. Let go of some shit that YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT. You're not righteous. You're not good. GIVE ME MY SHIT. And then go back to fucking eachother and patting yourselves on the back."

by Hym Iam May 19, 2024

There's something wrong with his right hand

Hey, I hate to admit it Joe but you saw it before I did. And there was nothing wrong with it. He was keeping his hand up and only using he left. Remember? Like the story I told. He did the thing in real life that I did in the game... Wait... What's that sound? *Tonberry noises ensue*

Michael Bisping "Joe Rogan just texted me and he says he things there's something wrong with his right hand."

Hym "Huh? Oh yeah... He picked up on that quick... I should have seen that faster."

Bisping "He thinks it might be broken."

Hym "No. No... That's not what it is... Wait... What's that fuckin noise?" 🤨

*Tonberry noises ensue*

Hym 😨 "Oh! Tonberry!"

by Hym Iam September 29, 2023

Got married in the wrong garden

1. Their relationship was doomed from the beginning

Oh they’re fighting again? They got married in the wrong garden...

by Balloon66 May 9, 2021

Wrong Direction

What we call One Direction when they break up.

Man: Have you heard about Wrong Direction?
1D Fangirl: No.
Man: Shit, you're late girl. It's a band we used to call One Direction.

by Ziggurat_ May 17, 2015

either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary to said point of view.

a phrase meaning

"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence (or mass popular opinion in the secular world) to the contrary."

Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.

by Sexydimma February 13, 2014

Wrong way brothers

Two brothers who share their adventures in travel. There travels are documented as the non normal way to travel. Including traveling in classic cars to unique travel locations.

Man those wrong way brothers are at it again, crossing the country in a 50 year old car!

by EddieVonScott January 24, 2021