An oil drilling term used to describe pumping mud or cement into a well to stop the flow of oil, it can also be used to describe the same situation in a toilet.
Dude: "After eating three Double Downs last night, I plugged the shitter and needed a plunger."
Bro: "Wow, you must've really top killed that motherfucker."
Bro: "Wow, you must've really top killed that motherfucker."
by tchotchkebg May 26, 2010
Get the Top killmug. To kill a kitten is to masterbate. Comes from the slogan, "Every time you masterbate, God kills a kitten"
Yo don't be killin' kittens in there!
Oh man she is too fine. I best go kill a kitten before somethin dreadful happens
Oh man she is too fine. I best go kill a kitten before somethin dreadful happens
by Steve April 11, 2003
Get the kill kittensmug. A phrase you would say after defeating someone in a competition, making them feel stupid via an exceptional comeback, etc.
Michael: Hey dude, I bet you my history report is longer than yours.
Taylor: I bet you my DICK is longer than yours. OOO, Killed That Bitch!!
Taylor: I bet you my DICK is longer than yours. OOO, Killed That Bitch!!
by Alexander Mikhail January 5, 2009
Get the Killed That Bitchmug. >go in bank
>hand note to teller
>"giv 10 grand or everyone is kill"
>teller tells me "go fuck yourself , faggot"
>teller leaves
>wat
>hand note to teller
>"giv 10 grand or everyone is kill"
>teller tells me "go fuck yourself , faggot"
>teller leaves
>wat
by /b/ tard February 5, 2014
Get the Everyone is killmug. Killing an already dead man to make sure that he is in fact dead. For example, you might snap someone's spine, then just to make sure, you drop the person down an elevator shaft. A staple of Steven Seagal movies.
One of the many innovations of 80s Action is the corpse kill. ... In the case of Tommy Lee Jones, Seagal beats his man, slices him up with a knife, pushes his eyeball back into his brain (Jones is still alive at this point) then drives the knife into the top of Jones' skull, right up to the handle. The corpse then gets thrown headfirst through a monitor and electrocuted. You know those scenes where it looks like the bad guy is dead, but then he gets back up and musters one more cheap shot? You don't see any of those in Seagal flicks.
-Ruthlessreviews.com, on "Under Siege 2"
-Ruthlessreviews.com, on "Under Siege 2"
by kikanjuuneko September 22, 2005
Get the corpse killmug. Meaning To Masturbate.
by HI I LIKE CHEESE May 11, 2006
Get the Killing kittysmug. The act of killing a member of your own team (usually in a first person shooter, but i guess it applies in any game, football for example)
But let's focus on the FPS aspect of teamkilling.
We, the Teamkillers, the few, the proud. The more experienced of us have refined it into an art (LOLMAN, for example). We know the game inside and out, and have played our FPS's for unhealthy lengths of time, in many cases.
Teamkilling in a straight Team Deathmatch is not nearly as satisfying as teamkilling in a more goal oriented mode of play, like S&D (not unlike counterstrike). There, once killed, your teammates do not respawn until the round is over, which can be up to 5 mins! Imagine the frustration as you are team killed as the round starts, you plot and fry in your own juicies all throughout the round, and, as the next one starts, you are teamkilled instantly by the same person. I tell you, it's a feeling not unlike having your testes ripped out by pack of dogs. And it brings joy to our hearts to bring that feeling to you, the average game playing noob.
As a teamkiller, the most frequently asked question I get is: "Are you gay?"
The answer to that may never be known, my friends, but that is not the most important question.
The second most asked question i get is, simply, "Were you abused as a child?"
No, i keed, i keed.
The second most asked question i get is,"Why?"
And therein lies the secret of teamkilling. To "why," I always answer "For fun." This pisses them off, but it's the truth. Sometimes the truth hurts. Especially 30 7.9mm rounds of truth entering your buttocks at point blank range. That really hurts.
And the essence of teamkilling is FUN, fun at the average luser n00b's expense. Hell, when you get all pissed off, that just adds fuel to the fire of laughter and joy in our teamkillin' hearts.
So keep calling me a whore, cunt, etc, it only makes it funnier
But let's focus on the FPS aspect of teamkilling.
We, the Teamkillers, the few, the proud. The more experienced of us have refined it into an art (LOLMAN, for example). We know the game inside and out, and have played our FPS's for unhealthy lengths of time, in many cases.
Teamkilling in a straight Team Deathmatch is not nearly as satisfying as teamkilling in a more goal oriented mode of play, like S&D (not unlike counterstrike). There, once killed, your teammates do not respawn until the round is over, which can be up to 5 mins! Imagine the frustration as you are team killed as the round starts, you plot and fry in your own juicies all throughout the round, and, as the next one starts, you are teamkilled instantly by the same person. I tell you, it's a feeling not unlike having your testes ripped out by pack of dogs. And it brings joy to our hearts to bring that feeling to you, the average game playing noob.
As a teamkiller, the most frequently asked question I get is: "Are you gay?"
The answer to that may never be known, my friends, but that is not the most important question.
The second most asked question i get is, simply, "Were you abused as a child?"
No, i keed, i keed.
The second most asked question i get is,"Why?"
And therein lies the secret of teamkilling. To "why," I always answer "For fun." This pisses them off, but it's the truth. Sometimes the truth hurts. Especially 30 7.9mm rounds of truth entering your buttocks at point blank range. That really hurts.
And the essence of teamkilling is FUN, fun at the average luser n00b's expense. Hell, when you get all pissed off, that just adds fuel to the fire of laughter and joy in our teamkillin' hearts.
So keep calling me a whore, cunt, etc, it only makes it funnier
A session of team-killing is excellent for stress relief, and a hell of a lotta laughs! So, put on your favorite tunes, slide in that FPS CD, and get down and dirty and kill some fucking teammates!!!
FIGHT THE POWER!!!!!!!!!
Your Best Friend,
.:|Rampant Teamkiller|:.
FIGHT THE POWER!!!!!!!!!
Your Best Friend,
.:|Rampant Teamkiller|:.
by Rampant Teamkiller July 7, 2004
Get the Team Killingmug.