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Viewbait

"This was total Viewbait"
by KTech February 26, 2018
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rear-view regret

n. The feeling of instantaneous regret/remorse when one's disregard for rules goes immediately and horribly wrong.


Often experienced while driving when one looks in the the rear-view mirror and sees the flashing lights of the po po.

This feeling is commonly coupled with acts like running a red light, ignoring speed limits, and overall unnecessary silly acts with a car.
**Rear-view regret in action**

Fletcher:
I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and *speeding*!

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Burgundy: I immediately regret this decision!
by the lengendary ironwood April 15, 2009
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vietnamese

Closet perverts with a fondness for hard liquor.
Friend: Hey are you coming to my birthday party?
Typical Vietnamese such as myself: Is there gonna be porn and booze?
by The Token Bitch September 11, 2006
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VietNOM

The place where om nom nom nom was born, it is the hometown of nom.
Jim: Where I come from this food is just OK, not great, but OK.
Nom: Oh ya? Well, I'm from vietNOM Nom Nom **then you eat the food**.
by Dr. Wigglesmith December 24, 2008
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good morning vietnam

When a woman is about to perform felatio on you, let your rigid member be pulled down till it is parallel with your legs by the waistband of your shorts. Once the shorts are off enough to permit it, let the dick fly up and bash her in the nose, ideally drawing blood. When this happens, yell out "GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM"
The date was going pretty well till we went back to my place and I gave her the good morning vietnam
by roto March 28, 2004
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Christian Viernes

1. A hot and well-known filipino living in Hawaii 2. An ASC leader 3. A FNStud 4. A guy with a lot of half-cabs
Hey Lexi, that guy looks like a Christian Viernes!
by banana sauce January 11, 2009
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Ocean View

In terms of jail/prison. Ocean View is a view out of your cell window that is something desirable and other than facing a brick wall, etc.
Hey man, I spent five years on that blcok, and i had Ocean View!
by Usl-spct August 2, 2011
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