theo van

A absolute road man who got pulled out of his school and taken to greece

Oi! Shut up or i'll get theo van on you!

by finnbobnien September 15, 2017

White Van

If someone drives up to you in a white van and offers you candy or v-bucks don’t accept

This man in a white van pulled up and offered me free candy

by CreeperHead151 May 14, 2020

Van-Derveld

Clan/house/family Van-Derveld, a cadre of evil-doing werewolves. Use the darkside of the Force. Rumoured (I stress the rumour part of this) to be inbred.

You're almost as bad as those diabolical Van-Dervelds!

by tehwofl October 3, 2003

Van Palmer

Ellen Degeneres twin. skinny bitch. loves to draw dicks on everything(; look like a penis

Van Palmer looks exactly like Ellen!

by Christianrodriguez September 30, 2016

van note

A girl with a biiiiggg vageeeen

Ali VonBecker is such a ho. I heard she has a stinky
Van Note

by Charles Schwab October 10, 2007

van shield

When you use a van as a shield to protect you from oncoming traffic as you pull out onto a roundabout.

Guy #1: Woah, man! What are you doing, you can't see because of that van!
Guy #2: Van shield all the way!

by Nottel Inyu September 27, 2010

Stupid van

a person is stupid, and acts in a way that is stupid. Is a retired chicken but has the hair of a greek goddess. Hates showers, cause the stop gets in their eyes. Has the best friends, and has got the girl of his dreams. Even though he is stupid, none the less he is a van

"You're such a Stupid van, god!"

by Blue Skylur November 15, 2018